23 Signs That You’re Becoming a Design Geek
Posted by DDS on 01 Mar. Categories: Information 3 Comments
I came across this post the other day and found myself shaking my head and agreeing with most of this. Thought I’d share.
Learn to spot the warning signs in time – you know you’re becoming a design geek when:
- You giggle whenever you use the colors F0CCED, EFF0FF and 44DDDD
- You’re in the sun and you look around for a Drop Shadow to sit under.
- You give your relatives a lecture about color spaces and profiles when you email them your vacation photos.
- Seeing someone use Lens Flare or Comic Sans adversely affects your blood-pressure
- You maintain a grid system for your refrigerator magnets.
- You organise your CD collection according to the Pantone chart.
- You sit at work for eight hours straight just looking at your monitor, waiting for a spark of inspiration that doesn’t come.
- You’re up ’til 5am because you came up with the best idea ever while brushing your teeth.
- The hottest dream you ever had was “Trace contour… Find Edges… Pinch… Extrude… Smudge Stick… Motion Blur…. Sprayed Strokes…”
- You know Lorem Ipsum by heart.
- Your kid knows Lorem Ipsum by heart.
- The preschool teacher complains your child won’t color inside or outside the lines – only indicate colors on a separate sheet.
- Activating your entire font collection makes your computer crash – and you’re running OSX.
- You deliberately butcher your perfectly cross browser compatible site in IE by placing a “Too Cool for IE” banner on it.
- You prefer a Layer Style of 50% Opacity (or less) on your wife’s Satin.
- You spend $200 on a font for your personal website because “it’s the only one where the lower-case g is just right…”
- Looking at a menu makes you go “hmmm, ITC Baskerville italic” rather than “mmmm, lunch!”
- And when you finally order, you go for Layer Based Slices with Grain Texture…
- You use words about fonts you dislike that other normal people reserve for fascist dictators and serial killers.
- Apple+Z is the first thing that goes through your mind if you drop and break something.
- You refer to colleagues as Strict, Transitional, Loose and the Future Unemployed.
- You refer to your privates as “the Magic Wand”.
- You actually understand this post and pass it on to your friends.
To follow up this article, there is another post with more signs from crestock.com! Enjoy :)

I love this, though I wish it weren’t written so stereotypically male. Why is it assumed that all good designers are male? GIRL POWER!
Though I most certainly agree with a lot of this. Especially 7 and 8.
Funny stuff. As a creative outlet in my spare time I created the design finder directory. It keeps me sane and upcoming designers happy…